| Young Thai guys are attractive, sexy, cute, hunky, charming and very, very devious. What's that you say? Yes, I know all you western men out there think the sun shines out of our.....white teeth, but it's not all sunshine and roses you know. Most of us are just out for what we can get.
I know you've got the hots for me and I can use that to manipulate you in all kinds of ways... from persuading you to buy me a Pierre Cardin shirt to paying for me to go through school. If I told you my mother needs an operation and wrote a sad letter, you'd send me the money, (which I'll use to have a good time and buy some clothes and a gold chain). Of course, if you live here in Thailand, then I can tell you I am in trouble and have to repay a debt which happen because I don't earn enough to live on. Once I got two or three guys on the hook, why should I work when I can spend my time in bars and discos having fun and picking up any man I want?
Then, if I get caught telling a lie or some such, I can lie half naked on the bed crying and say you misunderstand me because my English is no good; why don't you help me go to English classes so we don't have this problem again?
My big smile and my 'sweet mouth' can get me what I want. My sexy body and my tears can get me out of awkward situations with difficult foreigners. I'll compare notes with my friends to see which of us has the best story and who got the most from that stupid fat farang.
Now, not every Thai is like me, there is one I've heard about who knows the meaning of the words honesty, sincerity, respect and love, in any language. But it is going to be hard find to find him because he doesn't go to the places you go to.
In the meantime, one look in my big brown eyes and you'll go weak in the wallet....
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